setup: [E-Mail Ministry] Dear Fool

The following is an E-Mail Ministry message. See below for Subscribe,
Unsubscribe and Change of Address information.
E-Mail Ministry is solely supported by its subscribers and Integrated
Process Developers, Inc. <http://www.processdevelopers.com/> (IPDI).

<>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <><

Dear Fool,

I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without
kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals or
pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful. I like that
about you!

I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of
living. Fool, you are mine. Remember, you and I have been going steady for
years, and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you,
because I hate God. I am only using you to get even with God.

He kicked me out of heaven and I'm going to use you as long as possible to
pay Him back. You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store
for you. But you have yielded your life to me and I'm going to make your
life a living hell. That way we'll be together twice. This will really
hurt God, thanks to you. I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life.
With all of the good times we've had...We have been watching dirty movies,
cursing people out, partying, stealing, lying, being hypocritical,
fornicating, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, back-stabbing
people, disrespecting old people and those in leadership positions. NO
respect for the church, bad attitudes...

Surely, you don't want to give all of this up. Come on, Fool, let's burn
together forever. I've got some hot plans for us. This is just a letter of
appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use
you for most of your foolish life.

You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give
in. HA, HA, HA! You make me sick. Sin is beginning to take its toll on
your life. You look 20 yrs. older. I need new blood, so go head and teach
some children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, over indulge in
alcoholic beverages, drugs, lie, cheat , gamble, gossip, fornicate, be
prideful (remember that's why God kicked me out of heaven). Do all of this
in the presence of children and they will do it, too. Kids are like that.

Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of
seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere,
confess your sins, live for God with what little bit of life that you have
left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still
sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate
you...It's just that you'd make a better fool for Christ.

Your partner in crime,
SATAN

PS - And if you really love me, you won't share this letter with anyone!

-- Author Unknown

<>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <><
THIS MESSAGE WAS SENT VIA YAHOO GROUPS

To learn more about E-Mail Ministry and read previous messages, visit our
web site at: <http://www.emailministry.org/> http://www.emailministry.org

E-Mail Ministry has a group in Facebook and LinkedIn - search for them and
join up. Tell your friends and connections!

HOW DO I SUBSCRIBE? Send a blank e-mail to:
emailministry-subscribe@googlegroups.com
or go to: <http://www.emailministry.org/subscribe.asp>
http://www.emailministry.org/subscribe.asp
Messages are sent out on Mondays, Wednesdays, & Fridays. Subscribe now, it's
FREE!

SUPPORT E-MAIL MINISTRY:
E-Mail Ministry is solely supported by its subscribers and Integrated
Process Developers, Inc. <http://www.processdevelopers.com/> (IPDI). To
make a financial contribution, go to:
<http://www.emailministry.org/donate.asp>
http://www.emailministry.org/donate.asp
E-Mail Ministry is a U.S. 501(c)(3) non-profit organization.

HOW DO I UNSUBSCRIBE? If you are a subscriber, send a blank e-mail to
<mailto:EMailMinistry-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com>
EMailMinistry-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com
or go to: <http://www.emailministry.org/unsubscribe.asp>
http://www.emailministry.org/unsubscribe.asp
If this message was forwarded to you from another person, please notify them
that you are not interested in receiving any further messages.

To CHANGE YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS: UNSUBSCRIBE from the old e-mail address and
SUBSCRIBE from the new e-mail address.

LEGAL STUFF: E-Mail Ministry and its sponsor run this message as submitted
and do not claim to own any copyright privileges on it. The work was
submitted to us as an item for distribution, and it was posted solely on the
basis of its quality. It is the belief of E-Mail Ministry and its sponsors
that this message is in the common domain.

"E-Mail Ministry" is a trademark of E-Mail Ministry, Inc.
-- Doug Boebinger
-- The entire Staff of E-Mail Ministry

[Non-text portions of this message have been removed]