setup: [E-Mail Ministry] Important Recall Notice

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IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE

Vital For Your Health and Well-being!

The maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and
central component or heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original
prototype units, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all
subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed, Subsequential
Internal Non-Morality, or more commonly known as S-I-N, as it is primarily
symptomized by loss of moral judgment.

Some other symptoms are:
a. Loss of direction
b. Foul vocal emissions
c. Amnesia of origin
d. Lack of peace and joy
e. Selfish, or violent, behavior
f. Depression or confusion in the mental component

The manufacturer, who is neither liable or at fault for this defect, is
providing factory authorized repair and service, free of charge, to correct
this SIN defect, at numerous locations throughout the world. The number to
call for the recall station in your area is: 1-800-THE LORD

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without correction, voids
manufacturer's warranty, exposing owner to dangers and problems too numerous
to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.

PRAY THIS NOW: Dear God in Heaven, I call on the Name of Jesus Christ.
Please fix me by making me new on the inside. I receive, and acknowledge,
the Lord Jesus Christ now. Amen.

For free emergency service, call on J-E-S-U-S for prompt assistance at any
location worldwide.

-- Author Unknown

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