setup: [E-Mail Ministry] Real Friend Test

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REAL FRIEND TEST

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your
refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weird
shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!)

A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy
from your tears..

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has
their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes
early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real
friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend
seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could
blackmail you with it.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A
real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend
expects to always be there for you!

-- Author Unknown

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